Christmas wooing.

"Oh Little Girl, won't you please come play with me?" 

     "Absolutely NOT. How undignified for a lady!"

"Pretty please?  As you can see, I am a very handsome Big Black Dog."

     "Certainly NOT!" 

                                       [Gives requisite 'I'm too much of a diva to play with icky BOYS' look (usually short-lived.)]

     "Wellll.... maybe."

     "~Weeeeeeeee!~"

Merry Christmas to All!